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Memo
2004-08-06 - 3:00 p.m.


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Memo

To:  Guy wearing sunglasses inside the supermarket

From: Argentum

RE:  You are not cool.

Ok, guy.  I saw you, with your long hair and sunglass in the supermarket.  You had on the faded black and green plaid flannel vest, grey hooded sweatshirt with the sleeves cut short, grey cut off sweats for shorts and black hightop gym shoes.

Unless you're Jack Nicholson, you really cant get away with wearing sunglasses indoors grocery shopping for any length of time.  Especially not when you're grocery shopping with your cracker wife and three unruly children hanging off of you.

You are NOT cool.  Face it.  Embrace it.

Sunglasses wont save you from this fact of life.

-Argentum


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