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My Penis Is Just Fine
2003-11-26 - 12:34 p.m.


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This morning as I checked my email, I was greeted by a strange offer.

Its said "Show your gril your new penis, almost three inches longer"

Now, its true I used to grill a lot, but I quit a year or two ago.  Cut back on the red meat.

However, seeing as I used to grill so much, there ARE still feelings there...

But besides, its cold out.  The shrinkage would be unbelievable.

I like to think my gril accepts me as I am.

Its either that, or I pony up, undo my fly, and show it to a cold steel object designed to reptitively combust.

 


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