My Penis Is Just Fine
2003-11-26 - 12:34 p.m.
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This morning as I checked my email, I was greeted by a strange offer. Its said "Show your gril your new penis, almost three inches longer" Now, its true I used to grill a lot, but I quit a year or two ago. Cut back on the red meat. However, seeing as I used to grill so much, there ARE still feelings there... But besides, its cold out. The shrinkage would be unbelievable. I like to think my gril accepts me as I am. Its either that, or I pony up, undo my fly, and show it to a cold steel object designed to reptitively combust.
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